Then the pavement ended and the road turned into dirt with a little bit of gravel. The road was narrow, very steep, and very curvy ... had the road been paved, it would have been a fun road to ride. Did I mention that it wasn’t paved? And with the sun filtering through the leaves, the dark and light spots on the goat path ... errr ... county road made it very difficult to see where there was a pothole or groove in the road. On the other hand, the whole thing was one big pot hole and groove so I don’t know what I am complaining about. As I bounced up and down the road, gripping my handlebars and struggling not to let the bike tip over, all I could think of was “Karen is going to kill me. Karen is going to kill me.” I didn’t dare stop because I would have fallen over. I didn’t dare take my eyes off the road to check the rear view mirrors to check on Kim and Karen. I couldn’t turn around so I had to keep going. With all the banging and clanking I was doing, there was no way to hear whether or not there was banjo music playing in the background. Although had this been filmed, there certainly would have been. (If you don’t know what I am talking about, you need to see the movie “Deliverance”.) The path kept going and going and going and according to the GPS we were on a paved road. Eventually, I came to the top of a steep hill and down below me was a flat level area AND A PAVED ROAD with a house next to it in the middle of no where.
I get down to the road, stop the bike in the middle of it, put the kickstand down and just sat there shaking. It took a while for the handlebar curve to work it’s way out of my cramping hands. And I waited for Karen and Kim. And waited. And waited. And started to get worried. I really didn’t want to turn around and go back to try to find them. And waited. And waited. FINALLY they showed up, pulling up beside me, turning off their bikes and just sat there shaking. By this time, a nice old man came out of the house to check on these three wayward females on motorcycles that were parked in front of his house in the middle of nowhere. We told him what had happened and how the GPS thought it was a paved road. “But ma’am. According to the state of West Virginia, this is a paved road. We only got this hard top here last year.”
(note to anyone driving in West VA using a GPS, make sure that it says medium roads/Highways unless you two want to go 4 wheeling on county roads)
He asked where we were headed to and he said we were on the right road. He told us that when we got to the main road, take a left and it will lead us to the town. So we got back on our bikes and made our way down the PAVED road (note how one’s perception of what is paved vs not paved changes very rapidly). We took a left where he said we should and found ourselves on a much larger road ... with cars on it. <G> We followed the cars through a little tunnel to suddenly have the road end and it become dirt. The car in front of us continued on ... over the railroad tracks ... and we followed suit with much muttering and cursing only to arrive at .... a wooden bridge consisting of four boards for each tire.